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Do you want to have some fun?\u2019\u201d the woman said embarrassingly. \u201cThat\u2019s obscene!\u201d the priest exclaimed, \u201cI can see why you are embarrassed.\u201d He thought a minute and then said, \u201cYou know, I may have a solution to this problem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I have two male parrots whom I have taught to pray, Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship. I\u2019m sure your parrots will stop saying that awful phrase in no time.\u201d \u201cThank you,\u201d the lady responded, \u201cThis may very well be the solution. \u201dThe next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest\u2019s house. As he ushered her in, she saw his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding their rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. 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